Tuesday Dec 21st, 2010

Bad Bananas Make Great Stocking Stuffers

When is the best time to start training a kitten to hold a knife?
Thursday Sep 16th, 2010

A Modest Addition to the Lexicon of Excuses

Those aren’t my drugs, and those aren’t my dirty undies.
Thursday Jul 22nd, 2010

Bouncy-ball-ectomies, God complex-ectomies and Other Suffix Surgeries

Mark Peters strikes again.